Bad movies

Went and saw Mother's Day last night. DON'T take your wives to see that for Mother's Day! It was a horrible movie! I haven't seen that one that bad in a long time! I kept checking my phone every 5 minutes to see how much longer I would have to endure the torture.
Have ya'll seen any bad movies lately that we should steer clear from?

I had to look that one up. You aren't alone, pretty bad reviews from most everyone.

I paid money to see "Master of Disguise". I'll never get that $13 or 1.5 hours back.

birdwell wrote:

I paid money to see "Master of Disguise". I'll never get that $13 or 1.5 hours back.

Hmm, I've never heard of that one. Thanks for the warning.

birdwell wrote:

I paid money to see "Master of Disguise". I'll never get that $13 or 1.5 hours back.

The Happening.

I generally think all movies are bad and don't watch them. For one, I don't have the patience or attention span. And for two, I just sit there going "riiiiiiiight" as I pick them apart. Someone gets shot and flies backwards 20 feet. Riiiiiiiiiight. Spaceships in the vacuum of space that get shot by a tractor beam make a loud audible explosion. Riiiiiiiight. Tom Cruise doing anything. Riiiiiiiight.

Banana!! wrote:

I generally think all movies are bad and don't watch them. For one, I don't have the patience or attention span. And for two, I just sit there going "riiiiiiiight" as I pick them apart. Someone gets shot and flies backwards 20 feet. Riiiiiiiiiight. Spaceships in the vacuum of space that get shot by a tractor beam make a loud audible explosion. Riiiiiiiight. Tom Cruise doing anything. Riiiiiiiight.

Seriously Banana?! That's what makes movies so awesome. You get a chance to leave the real world and go into a fantasy world. Let yourself escape sometime. It can be very therapeutic.

Spunkybubbles5 wrote:

Banana!! wrote:

I generally think all movies are bad and don't watch them. For one, I don't have the patience or attention span. And for two, I just sit there going "riiiiiiiight" as I pick them apart. Someone gets shot and flies backwards 20 feet. Riiiiiiiiiight. Spaceships in the vacuum of space that get shot by a tractor beam make a loud audible explosion. Riiiiiiiight. Tom Cruise doing anything. Riiiiiiiight.

Seriously Banana?! That's what makes movies so awesome. You get a chance to leave the real world and go into a fantasy world. Let yourself escape sometime. It can be very therapeutic.

The laws of physics say for every action there's an opposite and equal reaction. If someone getting shot flies backwards 20 feet, the shooter has to fly backwards an equal amount. Sound is air moving. There is no air in space. Therefore there can be no audible explosions, or any other sounds such as spaceships rocketing by, in space. Tom Cruise is a midget and a loon. I'd rather read a book.

Banana!! wrote:

Spunkybubbles5 wrote:

Banana!! wrote:

I generally think all movies are bad and don't watch them. For one, I don't have the patience or attention span. And for two, I just sit there going "riiiiiiiight" as I pick them apart. Someone gets shot and flies backwards 20 feet. Riiiiiiiiiight. Spaceships in the vacuum of space that get shot by a tractor beam make a loud audible explosion. Riiiiiiiight. Tom Cruise doing anything. Riiiiiiiight.

Seriously Banana?! That's what makes movies so awesome. You get a chance to leave the real world and go into a fantasy world. Let yourself escape sometime. It can be very therapeutic.

The laws of physics say for every action there's an opposite and equal reaction. If someone getting shot flies backwards 20 feet, the shooter has to  fly backwards an equal amount. Sound is air moving. There is no air in space. Therefore there can be no audible explosions, or any other sounds such as spaceships rocketing by, in space. Tom Cruise is a midget and a loon. I'd rather read a book.

I don't disagree with you. Movies are FULL of fantasy and unreal stuff. Like happily ever after love stories. I agree that books are better. At least in a book you can add in your mind how far back the person flies when he gets shot. Or if the ship makes any sound. Your the director.

And another thing. Why is the admission price the same for a movie that cost 10 million to make as a movie that cost 100 million to make?

Banana!! wrote:

And another thing. Why is the admission price the same for a movie that cost 10 million to make as a movie that cost 100 million to make?

Very good question. Where's trickhog? I bet he would know.