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PostSubject: Corny jokes   Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:35 pm

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.


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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:39 pm

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!


Knock knock Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?



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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:49 pm

Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.


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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Tue Apr 26, 2016 5:25 am

Pharmacist selling condoms to first-time buyer - "That will be $3.50, with the tax."

Horrified first-time buyer - "Tacks!! I thought you just rolled them on!"
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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:22 pm

What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:54 pm

Why does Banana!! wear sun tan lotion?

Because he peels.

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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu Apr 28, 2016 2:08 am

What do you call a 10" Mushroom?



A fungai


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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 11:26 am

I know a very funny HIPAA joke, but I can't tell it to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 5:24 pm

Took me a minute... But,
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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 5:25 pm

How did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.
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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 8:10 pm

Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months...

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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 8:10 pm

Poppy Ott wrote:
I know a very funny HIPAA joke, but I can't tell it to you.

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PostSubject: Re: Corny jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 8:34 pm

HonkyTonkRunner wrote:
Poppy Ott wrote:
I know a very funny HIPAA joke, but I can't tell it to you.

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HIPAA is the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Think 'Patient Privacy.'
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