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+4RSX Anotherrun Nazaretti Spunkybubbles5 8 posters |
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Spunkybubbles5
Posts : 335 Karma : 445 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 53 Location : Las Cruces, NM
| Subject: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:59 pm | |
| Your not allowed to say "You look tired! What's wrong?" Especially when the girl is feeling great and full of energy! Ugh! I guess I better go reapply my make up b/c apparently I look like death warmed over. | |
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Spunkybubbles5
Posts : 335 Karma : 445 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 53 Location : Las Cruces, NM
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:24 pm | |
| Another thing....I'm 5'5, weigh 123 pounds. I work out every single day!! I'm very active and eat healthy most of the time. I'm allowed to have 1 stinking cookie every once in awhile. Don't tell me "You know that thing has 300 calories in it?" Then look at me like I'm eating an entire bakery! People wonder why I'm so obsessed with fitness and working out. It's to try to get people off my case when I eat a cookie!!!!! I wonder if people who are overweight gets comments like that or if people keep their mouths shut b/c they are afraid they will offend them? Maybe I'm going about this all wrong. Lol | |
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Nazaretti
Posts : 637 Karma : 644 Join date : 2016-04-05 Location : Eastern PA
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:15 pm | |
| "When is the baby due?" Especially problematic when the woman is not pregnant, just plump! | |
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Anotherrun
Posts : 557 Karma : 566 Join date : 2016-04-05 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:04 pm | |
| Funny about the cookie. I always feel I am harder, in my mind, towards the heavy persons eating snacks. I see some skinny soul snacking on a treat and I'm meh... A heavy person, I hate to admit, but I kind of cringe inwardly for them. thinking, put that down! Oh well.
My addition to the title, "You're wearing that?" | |
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Poppy Ott
Posts : 945 Karma : 1002 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 25 Location : Corinth, Mississippi
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:58 am | |
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RSX
Posts : 129 Karma : 133 Join date : 2016-04-16
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:06 pm | |
| Menopause so compiling a list | |
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Poppy Ott
Posts : 945 Karma : 1002 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 25 Location : Corinth, Mississippi
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:45 pm | |
| - RSX wrote:
- Menopause so compiling a list
Tread carefully. | |
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Anotherrun
Posts : 557 Karma : 566 Join date : 2016-04-05 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:24 pm | |
| Wine helps menopause.. or it helps to deal with menopause. Stock the cupboard!
and on that note, add to the list, "I ate the last chocolate."
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Poppy Ott
Posts : 945 Karma : 1002 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 25 Location : Corinth, Mississippi
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:41 pm | |
| [quote="Anotherrun" "I ate the last chocolate."
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And that's when the fight started.
(There's a bunch of jokes that end with 'And that's when the fight started,' but I can only remember the punch line.) | |
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Capt Awesome
Posts : 55 Karma : 57 Join date : 2016-04-05
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:10 pm | |
| "Wow, I never noticed how attractive your sister is!"
"That time of the month again, huh?"
"Maybe you should just go with the salad."
"Hon, I'm all out of work shirts, how about you go do some laundry."
"Why don't you just sit there and look pretty, this is man's work."
"Your brother's wedding is tomorrow? I can't do it, I have a 3 o'clock tee time." | |
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Poppy Ott
Posts : 945 Karma : 1002 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 25 Location : Corinth, Mississippi
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:18 pm | |
| - Capt Awesome wrote:
- "Wow, I never noticed how attractive your sister is!"
"That time of the month again, huh?"
"Maybe you should just go with the salad."
"Hon, I'm all out of work shirts, how about you go do some laundry."
"Why don't you just sit there and look pretty, this is man's work."
"Your brother's wedding is tomorrow? I can't do it, I have a 3 o'clock tee time." That's quite a list, and they're all are land mines, too. I hope you assembled the list via Google research, and not personal experience. | |
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BIS
Posts : 691 Karma : 824 Join date : 2016-04-05 Age : 58 Location : Jackson, CA
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:55 am | |
| I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Banana!!
Posts : 166 Karma : 178 Join date : 2016-04-13
| Subject: Re: Things you never say to a woman Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:39 pm | |
| "mom always cut the crust off for me" | |
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