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BIS
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| Subject: Corny jokes  Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:35 pm | |
| Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
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HonkyTonkRunner
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:39 pm | |
| If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers! Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?  | |
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BIS
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:49 pm | |
| Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.  | |
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Poppy Ott
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Tue Apr 26, 2016 5:25 am | |
| Pharmacist selling condoms to first-time buyer - "That will be $3.50, with the tax."
Horrified first-time buyer - "Tacks!! I thought you just rolled them on!" | |
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BIS
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:22 pm | |
| What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!!!! | |
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Banana!!
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:54 pm | |
| Why does Banana!! wear sun tan lotion? Because he peels.  | |
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BIS
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu Apr 28, 2016 2:08 am | |
| What do you call a 10" Mushroom?
A fungai
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Poppy Ott
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu May 05, 2016 11:26 am | |
| I know a very funny HIPAA joke, but I can't tell it to you. | |
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Anotherrun
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu May 05, 2016 5:24 pm | |
| Took me a minute... But, | |
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Anotherrun
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu May 05, 2016 5:25 pm | |
| How did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out standing in his field. | |
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BIS
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu May 05, 2016 8:10 pm | |
| Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months... | |
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HonkyTonkRunner
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Poppy Ott
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| | Subject: Re: Corny jokes Thu May 05, 2016 8:34 pm | |
| - HonkyTonkRunner wrote:
- Poppy Ott wrote:
- I know a very funny HIPAA joke, but I can't tell it to you.
 HIPAA is the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. Think 'Patient Privacy.' | |
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